strange but true

       

in 2005  i started selling  " tickets  to my funeral" as merchandise,, they are refrigerator magnets... 

                                     and here is the song that  goes with them 

 

              tickets  © otto 2006

      i’m sellin tickets to my funeral

        it’s a guaranteed event 

i just hope i never die

you’ll wonder where your $$ went

             it’ll be fun at my funeral

elephant ears & jarts

they’ll play the smile song

everyone will sing along

             i’m pickin out my coffin

it’s got a plain white outside

and at my funeral

my friends will paint it real cool

            so get your ticket to my funeral

i’m supplying the paint

and when i’m six feet down

they’ll be one last sound

                           when i   got  cancer , i thought ,, dang .. it's those  tickets,,
                                i've cursed my self again...

  i've sold many more  since  the cancer appeared , not  sure if it's funny or  morbid.. who cares,, i'm not  dying anytime  soon !!!


ok , feeling  good,  i got just a bit behind in my foods  & juice intake,, and i scored a  day job, to get me  back into normal,,  but there's a small amount of stress,,   i'm the new  guy learning everything


ok support live comedy , or live  music ..   entertainers NEED  your face in the audience